I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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