I wish I only lived at night.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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