I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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