Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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