I wanna bring you to show and tell
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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