Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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