I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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