the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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