I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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