im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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