he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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