just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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