I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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