Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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