Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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