like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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