Buhtt sex?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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