Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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