their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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