I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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