apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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