(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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