I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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