So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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