HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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