love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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