real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You ruined the universe
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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