Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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