hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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