If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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