it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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