if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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