Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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