just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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