her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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