At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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