Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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