Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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