I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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