i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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