How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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