Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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