Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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