Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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