Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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