is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we should paint friendship bongs
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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