Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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