DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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