Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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