i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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