It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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