So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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