I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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