she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I got inside last night via doggy door
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pray to the hookup gods
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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