what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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